Defining Marketing, PR, Advertising And More

September 08, 2010 Ivan Teh - RunningMan 0 Comments

Defining Marketing, PR, Advertising And More


1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
- That's Direct Marketing



2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you, says: "He's very rich. Marry him."
- That's Publicity (Free)



3. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. You pay one of your friends to go up to her and say: "He's very rich. Marry him."
- That's Advertising (Paid)



4. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call her and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
- That's Telemarketing



5. You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door of the car for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride home and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you Marry me?"
- That's Public Relations



6. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Will you Marry me?"
- That’s Brand Recognition



7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
- That’s Customer Feedback



8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And then she introduces you to her husband.
- That’s Demand and Supply Gap



9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person comes over and tells her: "I'm rich. Will you Marry me?" and she goes with him.
- That’s Competition eating into your Market Share



10. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!", your wife arrives.
- That’s Restriction for entering New Markets






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