Recall Notice

February 03, 2011 Ivan Teh - RunningMan 0 Comments


Recall Notice


The Maker of all Human Beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a malfunction in the original prototype units codenamed Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed “Sub-sequential Internal Non-morality” or more commonly known as SIN, as it is primarily expressed.

Some Symptoms:
  1. Loss of Direction
  2. Foul Vocal emissions
  3. Amnesia of origin
  4. Lack of Peace and Joy
  5. Selfish or violent behavior
  6. Depression and Confusion in the Mental Component
  7. Fearfulness
  8. Idolatry
  9. Rebellion

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.

The website is www.P-R-A-Y-E-R.com. Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the R-E-P-E-N-T-A-N-C-E procedure.
Next download ATONMENT from the repair technician, JESUS, into the heart component. No matter hoe big or small the SIN defect is JESUS will replace it with:
  1. Love
  2. Joy
  3. Peace
  4. Patience
  5. Kindness
  6. Goodness
  7. Faithfulness
  8. Gentleness
  9. Self Control

Please see the operating manual, HOLY BIBLE, for further details on the use of these fixes. As an added upgrade, the Manufacturer has made available to all repaired units a facility enabling direct monitoring and assistance from a resident Maintenance Technician, the HOLY SPIRIT. Repaired units need only make him welcome and follow the procedures outlined in the HOLY BIBLE manual, and He will take up permanent residence on the premises.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids the Manufacturer’s warranty, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded in HELL. For free emergency services, call on JESUS or the HOLY SPIRIT.

DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall notice will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter The KINGDOM, so as to prevent contamination of that facility.

Thank you for your attention. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice.




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