Can You Lick The Science?
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Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs?
Chemistry: NO!!!!! DO NOT!!!!!
Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone.
Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous.
Psychology: Best not.
Physics: ???????? How?????
Zoology: In zoology, science licks you.
Anthropology: Maybe ask first.
Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN !!!
Sociology: Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off.
Botany: You might hallucinate and die, OR it might be delicious.
Computer Science: The tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it's working.
Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD PLEASE DO NOT !!!
Linguistics: Despite the name, please don't.
Engineering: Maybe, but it'll probably taste like spreadsheets.
Software Engineering: Nothing else has made the code work, so you might as well try it.
Neuroscience: That is someone's brain! No! Do not!
Marine Biology: You can try, but you'll probably just get a mouthful of seawater.
Astronomy: Look, if your dedication to lick Uranus is what it takes to get humankind to another planet, then so be it.
Economics: Sure, but it might taste of pennies.
Meteorology: Happily encouraged for some, but possibility of death for others.
Gynecology: How else are you going to treat the hysteria?
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